Crash-a-Rama Challenge
Posted by Jeff on July 3, 2009 · Leave a Comment
My friend Randy (co-worker and boss at Exodus International) is going to be attending this event this evening:
If you know Randy, then you know just how entertaining this will be for those able to witness it. In the spirit of the event, I’m sending Randy on a Crash-a-Rama scavenger hunt. Randy will need to bring back the following photos from the event.
1. Woman wearing a bandana kerchief-style halter top with a pair of wood-grain Candies. (Extra credit for more than one picture or a picture of a group of women dressed this way.)
2. A middle-age woman wearing a muu-muu and eating pork rinds dipped in Miracle Whip. (Food requirement waived via negotiation)
3. Kissing cousins Renegotiated for a couple just hanging all over each other in that “Billy Bob and Ellen Sue go to the State Fair” kind of way.
4. Five mullets standing in a row in the Corn Dog line.
5. A “post-gay” man eating a corn dog, bear claw, chased with a Bud Light.
6. A picture of Randy having survived this ordeal.
If Randy successfully can bring back all of these pictures, i will give him a $30 gift card to Starbucks. Let the games begin!